The rapidly approaching weekend means one thing and one thing only to me. Gone are concerns for the condition of my lawn or the tidyness of my backyard from kids’ toys or the amount of items crossed of my ‘to do’ list at home… it’s qualifying weekend at Indy.
Now I DO have some unmovable commitments (not scheduled by me) for Saturday that involve driving (the family to visit some longtime friends over an hour away). This is just such an occasion that reminds me why I have satellite radio. I will command the programming be Indy Pole day coverage unless *gasp* it is rained out (perish the thought).
Having said that, I will now make my qualifying predictions, in order, as I did a year ago. I can guarantee you one thing; this list will be wrong, but such is the life of a ‘seer of sooth, sayer of all’.
The PEAK Performance Polesitter: I’m going against the prohibitive favorite Penske stable this year and pick a Target Car for the pole… Dario Franchitti.
Pole Speed: 228.683
The Top 11 (plus 1):
Row 1 – Franchitti, Castroneves, Dixon,
Row 2 – Briscoe, M. Andretti, Power,
Row 3 – Tagliani, Rahal, Patrick,
Row 4 – Kanaan, Meira, Carpenter,
Mid-table Obscurity (15):
Row 5 – Rice, Hunter-Reay, Hildebrand,
Row 6 – Servia, Wilson, Scheckter,
Row 7 – Conway, Junquiera, Tracy,
Row 8 – Matos, Bell, Sato,
Row 9 – Hamilton, Tung, J. Andretti,
Danger Drives (6):
Row 10 – Viso, DeSilvestro, Kimball,
Row 11 – Speed, Wheldon, Baguette
____________ Bump Line _______________
Just missing out on this year’s fun will be…
James Jakes, Alex Lloyd, Ana Beatriz,
Seb Saavedra, Pippa Mann, Jay Howard,
James Hinchliffe
The lone chassis without a driver is the the 57 of Sarah Fisher Racing. I doubt this will see any action whatsoever.
I make these predicitons with just minutes before practice on Thursday, May 19. As always my caveat for predictions is that any mid-table or lower driver forced into a backup car (due to practice crash or what-have-you, will likely move them down a group. In the immortal words of 80s rockers Asia, only time will tell…
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The Greatest 33
Being a product of my heritage (analytical Germanic-type), my time (1967-current), my geographical upbringing (Indiana), and my primary hobby (sports appreciation), my Greatest 33 drivers at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway is better than yours.
Indy Car Parody Lyrics – Jay Penske’s Lament
DZ’s Indycar Parody Lyrics
Parody of ‘Lawyers, Guns and Money’ by Warren Zevon
‘Jay Penske’s Lament’ by DZ (aka:@groundedeffects)
How was I to know
It was Gil deFerran’s too?
I was gambling in Indiana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, cars and money
Daaad get me out of this, hyeah
I’m the innocent car owner
Somehow I got stuck
Between “Tô fora!” and a hard place (“Tô fora” = “I’m out!”)
And I’m down on my luck
Well I’m down on my luck
There’s no cars in my truck
I’m hiding in California
and PT’s a desperate man
Send sponsors, cars and money
The shit has hit the fan
All right
Send lawyers, cars and money
Huh!
Uh…
Send sponsors, cars and money
Uhh!
Send lawyers, cars and money
Hyah!
Send sponsors, cars and money
Ooh!
Yeah!
Yeah
Yeah…
Uh!
Favorite Cars of Indy part IV
As is typical in the spring, my business responsibilities took me to Indianapolis this past week and I again made time to hit the IMS Museum and Gift Shop. Also took the bus tour for the first time.
The museum was in the process of setting up the new 100th Anniversary Race display of only winning Indycars which includes 67 chassis from (and including) the first race in 1911. Amazing memories came back from races I’ve attended or merely watched on TV. I also got the chance to see up close several cars I hadn’t prior. Some truly legendary machines there and it got me thinking about my favorites. Today’s favorite is not necessarily known for it’s dominating performance or unique engineering as much as how it became legendary…
The display wasn’t complete when I visited so to see the complete display, I’ll be visiting again in May when I return for race weekend or during a practice day.
If you are in the Indianapolis area sometime in the next 3 months, I highly suggest a trip through the museum, the bus tour, and catch the 25-minute movie in the museum as well. Total admissions will set you back $10 for an immense amount of American automotive racing history that won’t be all together like this possibly ever again.
Who do you trust?
Despite my very slight case of megalomania, I don’t envy Randy Bernard one bit.
It’s already decided, my next car will be American-made.
“This is the Motor City, and this is what we do.“
Demand dictates supply, not vice-versa, so to our governments – SUPPORT them all and allow them the space to retool and rebuild what was once the envy of the industrial world. To the remaining American marques – go out and race and learn on a variety of tracks and take that knowledge to the showrooms of America. For a more clearly stated thought on racing in America, I submit you to the Autoextremist Peter deLorenzo and his current thoughts on the subject.
The Singlemost Factor in Appreciating INDYCAR over NASCAR
NASCAR’s revision of its points system, and the reaction to it, has returned me, like the swallows to Capistrano, to my very core base of appreciation for INDYCAR. Screaming typographics aside, the debate of on-track action between INDYCAR and NASCAR for this writer has always boiled down to one very simple inherent element – open wheels.
Recollecting the ‘mosh-pit’ nature of action often found in a stock car race, there are some who will see it as Bowyer does, encouraging more caution and conservatism to attain the precious points for your season, seemingly reducing the impetus to race. One wonders if this also allows for backmarkers and multiple-car teams to play a more significant role in the system. I certainly don’t have any immediate suspects, but one could see how a car suffering misfortune early and dropping back to 32nd place could roll around out there until the opportunity presents to, er.. ‘assist’ a teammate by impeding or (dare I say it?) ‘chrome horn’ an opposing car out of contention (that doesn’t really happen, does it?). Tongue, meet cheek.
The ability to ‘bump and grind’ and ‘loosen-up’ and ‘slide-job’ and ‘soldier on’ after repairs (and all those other wonderful stock car colloquialisms) certainly allows for this to happen. Perhaps that IS the very nature of that form of auto-racing which makes it popular with so many. For others, this isn’t racing at all which brings me to my point (yes, finally).
INDYCAR (or Indycar as I like to call it), from it’s inception, has the simple and inherent beauty (and violent danger) of being an auto-racing form which has vehicles specifically featuring open-wheels. No fenders means no ‘grind-bump-draft-slide-job-loosen-sheet metal repairs’.
‘Open wheels’ means a pass must be judged and made skillfully or the penalty for locking wheels often takes both drivers, and even others, out of the race (or sometimes on a tragic occasion even out of this life). To this writer, this is, and has always been, the singlemost reason why I appreciate the sport of Indycar more than any other form of racing.
Formula 1, it can be argued, contains the highest level of technology in a similar open-wheel format, but due to their European origin on street and road courses, it’s oft-turned and rapidly-deccelrated wheels requires primary skill in braking and turning and never reaches the overt and thrilling speeds (or passing) found with Indycars on ovals. NASCAR had speeds sometimes approaching the relative ballpark of Indycars (albeit many years and restrictions ago) on matching ovals, but all too often relies on less-sporting driving skills and tactics, and certainly aren’t also made very well for going left AND right as Indycars will also do.
I am fully aware that success in NASCAR also requires a skillset, but in my view Indycar has always represented the apogee of where extreme speed meets sporting skillfulness. I also believe that once seen in this light, Indycar has no equal in what it provides to its audience. Only then does one begin to truly understand the heritage and legacy found in its 100 years of racing.
The latest chassis (and engine) rules for 2012 have embraced this heritage by allowing this primary element to remain, yet not allowed private technology budgets to attempt to dictate the competition. This is why INDYCAR is still my preferred form of auto racing and why so many, who’ve yet to cast an eye on it will appreciate it as we, the dedicated, do.
Nearly every year since my third Indy 500 back in 1988, I’ve brought a person who has never seen an Indycar race (or in some cases any auto-racing event) to their first Indycar race only to have them be amazed at the sounds, smells, sights, speed, and atmosphere of it all. I’m glad to have passed this along to my friends as my father and mother did for me back in 1979. I intend to do it again this year and challenge you to bring at least one ‘newbie’ to a race in 2011, as there is truly no substitute for the experience.
The Curious Case of Sam Hornish
Much ado will probably be made over the next several days and weeks regarding one Mr. Sam Hornish, Jr. and his future in racing. Much more will likely be made again about a return to Indycars and specifically, the Indy 500.
I’m not going to pretend that just because we’re both from the humble, rural midwest that this writer has any particular insight into his current state of mind, BUT, honestly, it’s almost as if Sam needs the advice of a trusted friend who might suppose he just didn’t need a break from it all.
Playing third-string on a team can be taxing, especially when you consider he’s been the first-string all-star on the upward trajectory for a vast majority of his career. First-string until he stepped into a stock car that is. A new challenge is precisely what he got when he traded wings for fenders, but I’m guessing being support for, first one, then two, other drivers was not the dream job he was looking for.
Understanding that ‘taking a year off’ in sports most often leads to the severe decline in career opportunities (and performance), the reluctance to step back from it for a second is without question. Yet in review of his career path, one has to wonder if a year of doing something different (ALMS, Grand-Am, Rally cars, Sprinters) or whatever, just for the fun of it, might not be a panacea for his driving malaise.
Again, this is pure speculation by a rank amateur whose only credentials in driving are a current and valid Indiana drivers license and has driven the wonderful Indy Racing Experience car for 4 laps at the hallowed IMS. Still, one wonders if this is less a racing issue and more an issue ‘between the ears’. Most true fans would certainly only hope he does what’s best for him and that it helps his journey in racing for the long-term.
Time to Hit Refresh
A much need design overhaul occurred today and I will be eager to hear your feedback. As much as I love clean an simple design, I wanted to add graphical tie-ins which I hope will add and not detract from the experience. I’m by no means a graphic artist and my livelihood isn’t tied to whether there’s traffic here or not, so please feel free to comment pro or con. This space is mainly for my Indycar blatherings and your enjoyment as well so if the design offends or is distracting, I’d love to know. I’m also posting a picture to see how they might appear…
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Kibbles and Bits…
End of another year and, as many do, I pause to look both back at the previous year and ahead at what may come. I looked back in my blog entries to find some unfinished drafts and decent thoughts within which I now unabashedly review and present this day as blog-filler (or ‘clearing the mental-leftovers’ if you will).



